Will you marry me?
Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
[PIC] Help ... I think I might be a lesbian!
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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