Will you marry me?
[PIC] FARTS ... You just can't trust them :(
[PIC] Waitress Needed: Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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