Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
[PIC] My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
[PIC] My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. - Peter Kay
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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