Large man on motorbike.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
[PIC] Sneeze ... Shart ... Spew
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