Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
[PIC] Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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