Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
[PIC] Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
[PIC] One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." - Rodney Dangerfield
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
[PIC] Help ... I think I might be a lesbian!
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