FARTS ... You just can't trust them :(
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Confucius Say: Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.
[PIC] Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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