Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
[PIC] I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
[PIC] Corn chip etiquette.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
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