Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
[PIC] Creative Snowman
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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