Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
[PIC] Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Confucius Say: The useless skin around a penis is called "a man".
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
[PIC] My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
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