Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
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