When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.

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[PIC] Can you spot the dog?

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

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[PIC] I think my wife is cheating on me?

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[PIC] Cat Masseuse

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