When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.
[PIC] Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
Plan to be spontaneous .......... tomorrow.
[PIC] Waitress Needed: Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience.
[PIC] Sneeze ... Shart ... Spew
[PIC] Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
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