When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
[PIC] ... Think of the kittens.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Confucius Say: A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.
[PIC] Online matchmaking profile picture FAIL.
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