When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
[PIC] Disturbing Photoshop uses.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
[PIC] Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
[PIC] I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
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