Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
[PIC] This is why emergency rooms exist!
[PIC] One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." - Rodney Dangerfield
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
[PIC] Sneeze ... Shart ... Spew
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
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