Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
[PIC] waiting in slow queue.
Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Confucius Say: To make a long story short, don't tell it.
[PIC] Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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