Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
Confucius Say: The best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty.
[PIC] We're here to fuck shit up.
Plan to be spontaneous .......... tomorrow.
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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