Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Confucius Say: Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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