Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.
[PIC] Relax ... I'll have my penis grill you a burger.
[PIC] Imagine the horror if you were treated to this toilet graffiti ... and your name happens to be Matt.
Confucius Say: It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
[PIC] Camera-Shy Kangaroo.
Confucius Say: A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
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