Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Confucius Say: Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
[PIC] Imagine the horror if you were treated to this toilet graffiti ... and your name happens to be Matt.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
[PIC] Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen
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