Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
[PIC] Relax ... I'll have my penis grill you a burger.
[PIC] Can you spot the dog?
Confucius Say: Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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