Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
[PIC] Can you spot the dog?
When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
Confucius Say: It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
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