Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Confucius Say: A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
[PIC] I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
[PIC] PHOTOSHOP ... You know what to do!
[PIC] I was so poor growing up if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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