Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
[PIC] One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." - Rodney Dangerfield
[PIC] A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
Confucius Say: The best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty.
Confucius Say: It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
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